3 years ago • exurb1a

When God closes a door, He opens a disgusting search in an incognito tab 

3 years ago • exurb1a

Did you know: If you stretched your large intestine from one side of an Olympic swimming pool to the other, you would die? 

3 years ago • exurb1a

Edison's stock prices too high imo 

3 years ago • exurb1a

If I had all the money I'd spent on cat treats, I'd spend it on cat treats 

3 years ago (edited) • exurb1a

The Roman Republic is less historically distant to us than the Pyramids of Giza were to them 

3 years ago • exurb1a

The anatomical name for the armpit is the 'axilla'. 

3 years ago • exurb1a

A man moved near a river and, wanting to find a way to travel across the water, spent ten years forming a type of levitation that would allow him to float across it. 

The Buddha, who was preaching in town, was confronted by this man who said, “Master, look what I have achieved. I can walk across the water.” 

The Buddha replied, “Great, but the ferry costs a nickel." 

3 years ago • exurb1a

From the opening chapter of 'Statistical Mechanics' by David Goodstein - "Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics died in 1906 by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics." 

3 years ago • exurb1a

If you are many, wage war. If you are few, cast magic 

3 years ago • exurb1a

Meditation is the means by which from now on you will go into burning buildings with your own oxygen