5 months ago (edited) • Critical Nobody

For 2023, I’m doing another quick and dirty best/disappointing games list. As always these picks are solely my subjective opinion based on what I was able to play first hand. If you were expecting something specific on either list, there’s a good chance I just didn’t get around to it.

Disappointing:

5) Diablo IV - Played for about 30 minutes, got kicked to the main menu due to a server error, immediately uninstalled and never played it again.

4) Payday 3 - As a casual Payday 2 fan, even I wasn’t expecting how barebones this sequel would be. Add to that a terrible launch and yet another always online requirement and one session of this game is likely all I’ll ever give it.

3) Atomic Heart - The developers clearly threw every idea they ever had at the wall, but in the end that philosophy makes this game a disjointed mess that doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up.

2) Starfield - I don’t expect much from Bethesda these days, but I was still surprised how many steps back Starfield takes compared to their previous titles. A boring slog of bugs, menus and loading screens.

1) Alan Wake II - Let me set the record straight...for the most part, I DO LIKE Alan Wake II. There’s way too much weird stuff happening in it for me not to. It’s more a victim of expectations born from all the 10/10 scores I saw before launch. I dig what Remedy does in many ways, but some needlessly slow pacing, reliance on obnoxious jump scares for all of it’s “horror” and a bug that soft locked progress more than once kind of soured my general opinion of it.
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Best:

5) Baldur's Gate 3 - This should objectively be Game of the Year. It’s content rich with memorable characters and gives the player tons of freedom in both narrative decision making and play style...but it’s also so massive that I had my fill once I finished Act 1. I generally don’t have the patience for games this huge anymore, but I recognize that BG3 is worthy of all the honors it gets.

4) Bomb Rush Cyberfunk - I’ve never played Jet Set Radio and even I can tell this captures it’s spirit perfectly. The trick system is on the simple side but when complimented with the game’s flashy style and catchy soundtrack, the laid back loop of comboing and tagging manages to be fun for the entire runtime.

3) Remnant II - The first Remnant was my GOTY in 2019 and it’s sequel also delivers. The same satisfying combat with expanded classes, tons of weapons to play with and seemingly endless secrets to uncover allow for tons of replayability. It’s final zone leaves things on a sour note with an artificial difficulty spike, but that’s doesn’t negate the 30 hours of quality that proceeded it.

2) Dredge - A chill fishing sim and Lovecraftian intrigue makes for an engaging mix that’s easy to lose time in. Upgrading your boat for efficiency and discovering more of the tales dotted around the map are equally rewarding. One of the more unique indie games I played this year.

1) Hi-Fi Rush - Hands down my favorite game of 2023. It exude a never-ending enthusiastic energy, has tight rhythm based combat mechanics highlighting the killer soundtrack and has a loveable cast of characters that are easy to root for. As a guy well known for nitpicking and cynicism, Hi-Fi Rush reminded me why I love video games.
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BONUS
Worst:

Redfall - My group and I got curious and made the ill-fated decision to play this one night. Every mission had us walk across a lifeless map, engage four or five brain dead enemies with the worst shooting I’ve felt in years and then teleport back to base. Rinse and repeat. After about three hours, one friend asked “So...when are going to do the main missions?”. Little did he know, we’d been doing them the entire time. The game crashed shortly after and we all deleted it from our hard drives. Absolute garbage fire.

Please share your favorite/least favorites of 2023. Here’s hoping next year I actually make content again <3 

6 months ago • Critical Nobody

I sound like a broken record by now, but I feel like I should once again apologize for my lack of content this year. There’s only so many times I can blame my headspace before it’s not acceptable and we’re long passed that point. I’ve felt stuck for a long time with a routine of starting projects and then stopping before any real progress is made, and that's if I do any work in the first place. I recognize I have issues, but also can't get myself to actually do anything to fix it. I just can't guarantee when I'll have another video out, but I thank you for your patience. 

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7 months ago • Critical Nobody

While I continue trying to get my brain in enough order to do actual work, I'm planning on streaming various horror related games over the next month; whatever I feel like playing on a case by case basis. Some of these streams will be on Twitch, some will be here on YouTube. I know that everyone would prefer I do more regular video content (trust me, no one is more aware of that than I) but given my headspace over the past year I simply can't guarantee when I'll get something done. I know that's a terrible excuse, but it's the only honest one I have.

In the meantime, given that this is the month of spooks, I'll recommend a smaller channel that I've recently started watching called Painticus ( https://www.youtube.com/@Painticus  ). He mostly focuses on discussing horror games/topics and I think he does good work. Allow him to fill the content void that I'm currently having trouble with.

Thank you and good day <3 

9 months ago • Critical Nobody

For those that missed it: If you’re a SWAT 4 fan and have been feeling neglected the last two decades, Ready or Not is exactly what you’ve been looking for 🚨 

Ready or Not | The SWAT Sequel Fans Wanted (Early Access)

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9 months ago • Critical Nobody

Thanks for the patience these last few months. I’m currently editing so you’ll see something from me in the next couple days 👮🏻‍♂️ 

11 months ago • Critical Nobody

If you’re wondering where content has been the last month, not only did I need a mental break, but I also put a new PC together. I’ve mostly transitioned to the new system fine, though I’m still getting used to the new OS (Windows 11…ugh) and am learning my way around updated editing software. My plan is to review something random in a shorter form video to help get over the growing pains. I can’t imagine it will take THAT long to get back into the swing of things, but I am notoriously slow so we’ll see.

Thanks for the patience! 

1 year ago • Critical Nobody

My video on Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory speedrunning inspired exactly one person to start running the game and now he holds the Any% WR. I take full credit for this accomplishment and expect my trophy in the mail soon.
 https://twitch.tv/newtknut 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzG8q... 

1 year ago • Critical Nobody

For those that missed it or didn't have it appear in their sub feed, I did the review thing for Resident Evil 4 Remake. Check it out if you haven't already, describe in detail why I'm wrong and maybe share it around <3 

Resident Evil 4 (2023) | Not Quite a Masterpiece

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1 year ago • Critical Nobody

While I take forever to be productive, here are some gaming dudes I've recently started watching you can use to pass the time. Quality content. Yes they both have sunglasses. No I didn't realize that until just now.