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I was bringing my friend's daughter to the hospital and some guy saw me get out of the cybertruck from across the street. When I got to the other side where he was, but about 80 feer away, he was shouting cyberfuck over and over again. Do you know what you call that? A sadfuck... someone that's so miserable, that they want to bring others down to feel better about themselves. He didn't look like a very happy person. 

A customer gave me this orchid as a tip. It had a few flowers that died and a broken leaf it grew a bunch of buds and are now opening up. 

I'm blind now! 

What's a DYL DOG? Lol 

Without looking it up, do you know what the word "obviate" means? 

How would you score this? Lol 

Hong Kong reporter? 

LOL Hopefully you can read it. 

"Hello, can I speak to your owner?"

I don't have an owner... 

"This isn't a corporation?"

No, it's a human. Corporations can't speak.

"So you don't have an owner?"

No, I'm not a slave. I don't have an owner...

"*Goes Silent*"

*Hangs up* 

The Cybertruck is the only Tesla vehicle without self-closing doors. I tried flooring the accelerator while the door was open to close it, but it reduced acceleration. Lame... I know they're doing it for safety so the doors don't slam shut and chop people's limbs off, but I want to be able to decide if I want to floor it and chop limbs off or not... lol

What if someone is trying to pull me out of the car and I want to accelerate away?! Lol