HAPPY EASTER! Who did you find better, MC Easter Bunny or Santa? We would be very happy if you help us to share the video!
Do not take the text too seriously, it is satire and we do not want to offend anyone!
Have fun while hunting for eggs! :)
The beautiful lambs and bunnys:
Funda: null
Jana: https://www.instagram.com/janavonavi/
Sarah: https://www.instagram.com/sarahfu0710/
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BENE:
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REZO: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLCb_YDL9XfSYsWpS5xrO5Q
My Team
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SONGTEXT:
VERSE (Ju)
Ey yo Santa, your video offers me a steep slope
You´re rapping so badly I would much prefer to be a bunny without ears
It's only my right to finally tell you my opinion
I hope you don't get paid for this shit
Pretend to be a boss but you're a victim like the Easter lamb
Instead of listening to you, I'd prefer looking at my ears
Be careful not to go hoppy, or else you're gone
You can see the carrots from below in a few hours
(Ah) I've got charisma, you're wondering if I've got flaws,
Who hasn't? Instead of a Hakennase, Hasenschate
I'm the dude who has you looking for eggs on Sunday
And for a few youtubers, I'll give an extra two
The dude wants it, who's illest ?,
Willful if the mood is good and it is quiet
Step into the booth, kill it, Funfact:
I have German roots like Bruce Willis
CHORUS
Nobody f*cks with the Easter bunny
Even the Bravo wants me on the posters
My eggs blown and the haters are out of breath
I am sorry but can't expect any consolation
VERSE (Ju)
Everyone's asking from where I got my cash,
The Easter bunny is dealing with chocolate
And I do not keep my ears stiff, the police's my homie, because
They receive surcharges for the Easter days
Ladies say to me I'm cuddly and sweet
A funny guy and famous as well
But they find out very quickly after the first date
that even with a playmate, a kiss is not enough
My cheeks are full of lip gloss, I'm feeling
Tiptop, I'm not rich, but I hopple
Hip through my big loft, a note in
Own thing: That's how one writes hip hop
With two P
Watch with paws as hands Santa's shit clips in 3D
That does not only hurt easily
For me it's simply incomprehensible how one drops such a shit
CHORUS
VERSE (Funda)
If i rap, then it's really fast,
And everyone out there who thinks they're important
Should know I stay alone
The only easter lamb with a thick coat
You can try hard, but you'll remain a clown,
Slightly green behind the ears, like Shaun the sheep
The skewer is now turned around, the victims are taken down
'cause I'm just getting started
I am the symbol of resurrection I am immortal
You know how much I like to tell you that you're poor
You use God's name as justification for your deeds
Sacrificing sheep, but I should have mercy on you? How pathetic!
I 've been far too religious, I've only heard prayers
It's time to return to earth
Lamb of God take away the sin of the world
Next time, not only sins but lives are taken away
VERSE (Ju)
Women's hero like Roger Rabbit, a fighter like Jet Li
You want to front the rabbit but you'll end up like
Antony Macky - a rabbit in the crosshair
I'll show you paw tracks in the mud, see how the rabbit's jumping
You won't get me small, you can write as many bars as you want
Vegetarian, but my enemies' biting into the grass
In front of my carrot Germanrap will piss it's pants - Flersyndrom
My butt is as fluffy as viscose pillows - Ergonomics
The look's on fleek, I'm wearing good fur
Sympathetic and dynamic like the Duracell rabbit
While banging your handbones while bouncing
When I am paired with the hares, I clearly set the ranking
We rabbits are considered a fertility symbol
That's why Bunnys feel comfortable with me
Your girlfriend's thinking about me, you're wondering what's going on
I'm the reason for more (sea) divisions than Moses
CHORUS
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