This talk was recorded at NDC Security in Oslo, Norway. #ndcsecurity #ndcconferences #security #developer #softwaredeveloper Attend the next NDC conference near you: https://ndcconferences.com/ https://ndc-security.com/ Subscribe to our YouTube channel and learn every day: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTdw38Cw6jcm0atBPA39a0Q Follow our Social Media! https://www.facebook.com/ndcconferences https://twitter.com/NDC_Conferences https://www.instagram.com/ndc_conferences/ In "How I Met Your Data," we dive into the thrilling world of data breaches, exploring the often-untold stories from the front lines. This talk will take you on a rollercoaster ride through my experiences processing data breaches, from the initial shock and chaos to the intricate dealings with cybercriminals, anxious companies, and the ever-watchful FBI. Blending humour with hard-earned insights, I'll share the good, the bad, and the downright bizarre, offering a unique perspective on what it truly means to be at the intersection of cybersecurity, crime, and law enforcement. Prepare for a session filled with unexpected lessons, quirky anecdotes, and practical wisdom for navigating the murky waters of digital security.