Top things you shouldn’t say to Siri! Stuff you should never say to Apple iPhone’s Siri artificial intelligence app We all love our smartphones and the lightning quick ability of them to connect us to anyone or to answer any question we have. When Siri first burst onto the scene in 2011 we all were instantly spoiled by her unique interface that made it even easier to control these hand-held wonders. But what can’t she do and what is her breaking point? There are just some questions that are better left unasked. #10 “What is 0 divided by 0?”- If you ever want to ruin a Sesame Street character’s day and question every friendship you have-- just ask Siri this seemingly simple math problem. She will respond with, “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.” Whoa. Way to cut right through someone just for being curious...Whatever happened to “Does not compute”? On a related note if you ask Siri, “Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?” She will give you another mysterious answer, “Well… I think I saw some nano-particles of blue fur around there?” So first you stick up for him and then you accuse him of theft? What kind of artificial friend are you?