Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/j0rts Mario Kart is dangerous, so I put on my safety inspector hat and ranked every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe track by how safe it is. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Timestamps ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:30 Mario Kart Stadium 01:18 Water Park 01:55 Sweet Sweet Canyon 02:48 Thwomp Ruins 03:36 Mario Circuit 04:07 Toad Harbor 04:43 Twisted Mansion 05:24 Shy Guy Falls 05:57 Sunshine Airport 06:39 Dolphin Shoals 07:05 Electrodrome 07:47 Mount Wario 08:28 Cloudtop Cruise 09:02 Bone-Dry Dunes 09:38 Bowser's Castle 10:14 Rainbow Road 10:38 Moo Moo Meadows 11:18 Mario Circuit (GBA) 11:44 Cheep Cheep Beach 12:16 Toad's Turnpike 12:43 Dry Dry Desert 13:12 Donut Plains 3 13:37 Royal Raceway 14:10 DK Jungle 14:43 Wario Stadium 15:10 Sherbet Land 15:50 Music Park 16:17 Yoshi Valley 16:59 Tick-Tock Clock 17:24 Piranha Plant Slide 17:50 Grumble Volcano 18:21 Rainbow Road (N64) 18:49 Yoshi Circuit 19:23 Excitebike Arena 19:50 Dragon Driftway 20:12 Mute City 20:43 Wario's Gold Mine 21:08 Rainbow Road (SNES) 21:26 Ice Ice Outpost 21:50 Hyrule Circuit 22:15 Baby Park 22:46 Cheese Land 23:11 Wild Woods 23:37 Animal Crossing 24:00 Neo Bowser City 24:24 Ribbon Road 24:50 Super Bell Subway 25:14 Big Blue 25:41 Results/Outro ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways. Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s. Anyways, thanks for taking the time to check out my channel. If you'd like to hang out with me live, be sure to visit my Twitch channel over at https://www.twitch.tv/j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Links ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▶Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/j0rts ▶Twitch: https://twitch.tv/j0rts ▶Twitter: https://twitter.com/j0rts_ ▶TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@j0rts_yt ▶Discord: https://discord.gg/V2dj2rXsbk