In a world of custom hardware implants, specialized spy tools, and outrageous prices for performing red team activities, where does a person sponsored by no state or agency stand in manufacturing their own tooling? In this talk we embrace what it is to be a true hacker, using resources around you to accomplish your missions! Join as as we discuss how you can cheaply create your own gadgets and tooling for physical engagements! ***Please note: Our original note requesting no recording of the "Tactics of a Trash Panda" presentation was later adjusted by the presenter, Angel Gamboa, allowing us to retain the cast on our YouTube channel. Enjoy!