SHARE, LIKE & SUBSCRIBE. Support the channel: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=56069659 #harry #meghan #harryandmeghan #princeharry #meghanmarkle #polo #parody #satire Transcript: M: Listen to me Harry, you need to win this match. This one is actually important. H: Gotcha M: Your team needs to win, so I’m presenting the winners trophy to you. Comforting you as a loser has like, terrible optics H: Okie Dokie. M: How it’s going to work is, I’ll give you the trophy out of the four or five or eight or whatever it is - and you must act surprised it’s you because this will put me off my stride H: Understand, yep - I got that M: Then I’m going to plant a whopping big kiss on in a recreation of Diana and Charles - that’ll get people talking. H: A whopping big kiss - now you’re talking M: I’ll go in for a hug after that, so make sure you’re ready to receive the hug otherwise I’ll be left suspended in a one arm half-hug H: You’re skinny arm left aloft and half-tensed for the camera, no that would be awful M: So make sure that doesn’t happen H: But won’t I be holding the cup still? M: I’m not asking about the cup - can’t you stay on subject - just remember to be ready to receive the hug H: Yeah, but won’t the trophy be in way M: Harry, can’t I trust you to deal with the simplest of things - being hugged - and why I am arguing with you? I haven’t got time for this - anyway, then photos H: (nods) M: Remember - big smiles, looking at each other lovingly, exchanging a few words, you know the drill and I swear, if anyone, woman tries to get next to you for a photo opportunity, then I’m moving her round next to me H: Do you get a bit jealous when other women get too close Meghan? Come on, you can say? M: No. But that’s probably what the media would think - that I get nervous when women get too close. H: (smirk) M: It has nothing to do with that - I’m going in the centre. Front and centre. In the middle. I’m not being pushed to the outside- abandoned on the periphery. H: I don’t think it’s like that Meghan - and besides, it’ll be us who’ve won the game. Maybe they’ll be some who want to get their picture taken with a Prince, real Prince? M: Oh yeah, right, what they want, sure, what they want - but wait, there’s one problem with that - I don’t care what they want! H: (reaction) M: I swear, if anyone tries it, they will not get away with it H: But aren’t you concerned it might make you look rude, controlling and classless? M: If I’d been concerned about that during my life I still be on Deal or No Deal - I wouldn’t even be on Deal or no deal - I’d still be talking to my Dad, that’s where I’d be! H: Dad’s - who need em! M: Buck up your ideas - win this Polo match, and stop making explain myself. M: My God, I love her