Throughout the vast millennia of history, humanity has stood witness to a great swath of powerful and influential media. From the ancient steeles of Mesopotamia and the detailed hieroglyphs in Old Kingdom Egypt to the detailed works of Homer and the writings of Shakespeare, humans have relentlessly honed their ability to share complex ideals and tales of grandeur. This trait of recording or else otherwise creating media for future generations is unique to humans and serves as a separation from the animals. While many would state that the ancient works of Virgil or the more contemporary works of Tolkien hold the mantle of greatest among media, these things could not be further from the truth. Merit though these works may have, they can scarcely hold a candle to the sheer magnitude and splendor of Kevin O’Reilly’s magnum opus: the Jim Pickens Cinematic Universe, or the JPCU for short. Today, we will be looking into the characters, tales, and histories of this greatest of works. 0:00 Introduction 2:38 The Urp Lineage | Urp John 4:46 Murpi Hasegawa 5:30 Pearl Pizzazz 6:20 Household Members | Jules Cooper 7:29 Jensen and Teagan Bheeda 7:54 The Racket Family 8:19 Emma Racket 8:55 Human Racket 9:27 Dennis Racket 10:18 Clement Frost and Ryland Oakley 11:28 Grognak The Destroyer Attorney at Law Esq. M.D. 12:25 Count Vladislaus Straud IV 12:50 The Pickens Household | Kendrick Pickens 13:09 Pickey Pickens 13:21 Pumpkin Pickens 13:48 First Name and Second One Pickens 15:08 Grimey Pickens 15:52 Scarlett Pickens 16:17 Tim Pickens 16:40 Project Pickens 16:58 Beejay Pickens 17:45 Grim Pickens 18:40 Turg 20:28 Jim Pickens 21:34 JPCU Timeline