SHARE, LIKE & SUBSCRIBE. Support the channel: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=56069659 #harry #meghan #harryandmeghan #princeharry #meghanmarkle #meghankitchen #parody #satire Transcript: M: Hey, welcome back to Meg in the Kitchen - I’m a Mushroom Stroganoff who’s been flambeed with a little ginger brandy H: Alright M: I am practically bursting about today’s bargains, I’m worried it might even throw me off chit-chat caddyshack H: Give the dog a bone M: Indeed Harry, go and attend to those Beagles, you irritating little-redhead H: What, now? M: After we’ve done recording.. Today’s first item is this luxurious throw - now I don’t think enough is said about the wonder of the simple throw M: The possibilities are almost endless, you can throw it over the arm of a chair or over a seat or bed or beanbag or someone you’d like to establish dominance over (throws) H: (harry receives) What is this?! I’m absolutely befuddled and ripe for abuse M: Our throw is multi-directional multi-functional and multi-faceted and it could be yours for only $899. (rolled up throw hits side of her face) and 99 cents! M: Now for something that’s gonna cost you a lot more than $899 - this beautiful scarf H: Look Meghan, I’m all for ripping people off, but who’s going to pay more than $899 for a regular old scarf? M: Well that’s where you and you’re substandard brain are wrong Harry, as usual, this is by no means just a regular old scarf. If you press the freewill button just next to the label here M: (scarf wrapped around her neck) Then is develops a mind of it own and you just don’t know where it’s going to turn up next M: (without the scarf) It’s great fun for all the family H: (scarf on - bit scared) keep away from children M: Oh don’t be such a baby Harry; there are no credible evidence of these scarfs harming anyone that hold up to scrutiny M: (scarf back on) There’s just a few stories, but nothing that NDA’s can’t handle H: Non-disclosure agreements M: (around her eyes) I’m sure that our intelligent and well-informed viewers know what an NDA’s is Harry H: But you said that our target market was low-information numpties? M: (around the head) I don’t remember saying that Harry, but I don’t want you to remember that you can pick up one of these scarfs for only $1189.99 over at www.moochosmoola.com H: (taming the scarf) I’ve turn it off M: Good work Harry - and as I’m sure many of you are thinking right now, that would make a wonderful for a birthday or such like gift M: But before the giving and receiving of gifts, we’ve gotta get that party started, with these tasteful, personalised invitations. M: We’ve gone for the minimal thing, so they look like they’ve been written by a child or a low IQ adult SV: We have one in residence H: We’re calling them artistically juvenile M: And there’s great variation, look we’ve got: “you are formally invited to”, “let’s get together”, “whatcha doing this friday?”, “Calling all party goers”, “who’s up for a shindig?” ”let’s do some shots” and, urgh I can’t show you that one - or that one - oh there are some nice and spicy ones at the back. H: (with the cards) I’ve been to one of them M: And pack of 20 will only set you back $99.99 SV: For a bit of paper and ink H: I suppose you can get these invitations cards over at www.moochosmoola.com M: You guessed it Harry! You could be the envy of all your friends - remember a party is not a party without an invitation and an invitation is not an invitation without our royal stamp of a approval. H: Oooo have the stamps arrived. M: No they’re still being shipped from our exotic distributor SV: Thanks Ali Baba M: Soon you’ll be able to have your own royal stamp, but remember its only a royal stamp of approval if the person doing the stamping is royal, okay? H: Anything else Meghan before we wrap this edition up? M: Ohh, don’t say too much Harry - Meditation, you need to meditate. And to meditate you need to matt H: It’s called a meditation matt/ M: It sure is Harry (unleashes the maat) And I know what your thinking - this looks an awful lot like the yoga matt i was flogging week H: Pretty identical I’d say Meghan M: Well, perhaps extremely similar, in terms of material, colour, size SV: Box it arrives in M: But there is actually one significant difference despite all the superficial identities - this one is more twice as expensive H: Sounds top of the range Meghan - you don’t need to meditate on whether you’ll purchase this M: No, just get that card out and take that overdraft for a spin - but I’m exhausted Harry, it’s not easy making people’s day M: So I’m going to circle back to the warehouse and rummage around for some more everyday items that can be brought to their full potential by the Ginge and the Whinge - bye!