Shakira finally uncovers the truth about her weird relationship with Rihanna, and her weird singing voice. Watch the original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3mP3mJDL2k Subscribe to BarelyPolitical! http://bit.ly/Nf8avU Check out Behind the Scenes! http://bit.ly/1iAUgc2 The Key of Awesome playlist! http://bit.ly/14A6SGK Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Shakira/Rihanna voice: Tatiana Owens (@tatianaowens) Watch the ROBOCOP Musical at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fCKB4Ta9y0 Sonja Wajih- Shakira http://www.sonjawajih.com/ https://twitter.com/swajih Bobbi Jo Kitchen- Rihanna http://twitter.com/BobbiJoKitchen http://www.bobbijokitchen.com/ http://www.facebook.com/BobbiJoKitchen The Key of Awesome Website! http://bit.ly/XVGMHx KOA Facebook! http://on.fb.me/11aVK3X Follow us on Twitter @barelypolitical - http://bit.ly/Xowu3M @thekeyofawesome - http://bit.ly/11kAvfr Mark's Channel: http://bit.ly/xZxp0Q Follow Mark on Twitter: @MarkDouglas73 http://bit.ly/VxWwpe Todd Womack's Channel: http://bit.ly/WDPhXM Follow Todd on Twitter: @ToddWomack - http://bit.ly/YGUog2 Tom Small's Channel: http://bit.ly/TgOFun Music produced by Deep V Music: http://www.deepvmusic.com/ http://fb.com/ihatedeepvmusic null The Key of Awesome on Google Play! http://bit.ly/13LOTxX Get the songs on iTunes! http://bit.ly/thekeyofawesome Subscribe to the Newsletter of Awesome! http://bit.ly/W2zkvL TShirts! http://bit.ly/YlPUYf Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 30921 New York, NY 10011 Lyrics: I sing like a goat the frog in my throat has lived there for years And he makes me sing this way I set up a bed down by the steps So when I run down stairs, I don't crash and smash my head I really have to pee now but I can not leave because I'm waiting for Rihanna Where is that ho? This is our girls night I sent her an evite To have a slumber party party at my house. Ohhh I'm very frio I keep forgetting to put clothes on Rock n' roll guitar solo I had to start a band with no one The evil throat froggy he put a curse on me now I must live in this big house alone (texting on phone) Hey Rihanna Where the hell are ya? Don't piss me off or I'll unfriend you [Rihanna enters ready for girls night] RIHANNA Sorry I'm late I was harrassed at the gate Your house is a maze Don't know why you need all this space We're smoking in bed Bitchin' bout men Our asses look great but we can't find a decent mate It really makes me feel bad Got Issues with my dad and it makes me date such assholes SHAKIRA Oh not again Lets play a board game Like Scatigories and I will make us nachos nachos.. Where'd she go? Oh Rihanna I think I lost ya RIHANNA I took a wrong turn at the bathroom Hey Shakira I cannot hear ya SHAKIRA Just stay put my butt will find your butt. Communicate with me With ass telepathy SHAKIRA AND RIHANNA Now we're Dry humping the dry wall RIHANNA Why can't I rebound From stupid Chris Brown? SHAKIRA You keep forgetting he's an assclown RIHANNA I'd kill and I'd steal and I'd cheat on my taxes and french kiss a frog for that boy SHAKIRA Really? RIHANNA I'd eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic SHAKIRA But he battered you like a nerf toy I have a solution a man substitution Have you met my friend the bullfrog Just reach down and kiss him He'll become a prince and He won't treat you like a lap dog (The evil frog jumps from Shakira's throat into Rihanna's throat and now she sounds like Shakira) RIHANNA Oh oh oh no SHAKIRA (now with an operatic or musical theater voice) Ha ha ha ha Now the evil frog has cursed you RIHANNA What is that noise? SHAKIRA That's your new voice And I sound the way I used to sound. RIHANNA How do I stop this hell this vocal prison cell SHAKIRA You have to pass the curse to someone else. Well this is goodbye my hips don't lie RIHANNA You kind of sound like Julie Andrews