Another one straight out the dishwasher! Please come join me on my new Twitch Channel! https://www.twitch.tv/harvey_seasalt HUGE thanks to Trent for Guest-hosting this battle. He's a great dude with funny videos and also a beard. Trent's Channel: null If ya like the rap battles please consider supporting: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/harveyseasalt​ (If the link doesn't work just search my name!) Merch and T-Shirts! : www.harveyseasalt.com LYRICS: Dog: I need a hella good reason to even start this shit, Cuz honestly it’s obvious that I’m the clear winner whether or not I spit All of the props I get combined with all the love should let a muthafucka know Where on the charts I sit, Im an S-tier pet you’re an F-tier Pest With a death wish shoulda bought a heftier vest Cuz my Ruff-olver gone rip the flesh from ya chest …And turn you from a kitty to a disfigured mess …Feline must be latin for failure, Call me Curiosity buddy cuz imma kill ya A hundred ways to skin ya but I would rather impale ya And eat you with some vegamite somewhere down in Australia (G’day mate!) I know your furry ass is hurting to clap back Unfortunately you gone get a permanent cat nap The second that I’m finished here that’s that My lyrics do a lot more fuckin damage than a cut from a cat scratch … dirty sand-box-shittin, asshole-licking, Hairball-spitting, new-shirt-rippin bitch ass kitten Makin fun of you its kinda funny how time flies Just look how quick I’m takin every one of your nine lives So get ready, go head, bring out them claws See how they match up vs cuspids and jaws If you wore clothes you’d have just shit ya draws Instead you got shit- litter stuck in ya paws (Bro) You knocking over the cups You’re knocking over the vase You’re knocking over the switch You’re fucking up the whole place look at your owner, see that burning rage in his face? You better hope the taxidermist has exorbitant rates Shit.. look …You’re always pukin up liquid all on the floor (true) You scratch up all of the furniture and the door (true) You’re owners just a few seconds away from losin’ it And putting you in the blender for his amusement If I was him I’da called the vet and put you down the second we met You’re not the second best pet you’re the worst of the worst and the first on my list To put into a hearse, and this verse isn’t long enough to properly shame you, You started as a lion but just look how they tamed you, You’re nothing but a delicious ingredient aint you, Now shut up while I cook you into Maine coon rangoons Fuck this dirty little slobberin’ prick Get in the dog house bitch Talking tough like you had a pair balls to itch But ya master got em cut off, To soften you up And if you bark too loud they’ll probably offer you up Punk … See there’s a difference between us don’t take a genius to see how different these treat-givers treat us They love me, I got more rights than an american fetus you’re just an obedient little bitch In need of a beating (uh) So I’mma deliver it hard and quick Until you… sick as a dog who can hardly lick, like you got… bit in the knob by a Florida tick I’m Lyme disease or a habit that’s hard to kick You can’t get rid of me Feedin you haymakers like pedigree Takin action I devour you puppies steadily And since you spit them stupid bars ahead of me There aint no Paul McCartney left in me I cannot let it be Bro, you dumb as a brick, you’re too thick Every metaphor you spit was as weak as a toothpick You a.. stupid toothless doofus, ohh shit, Must be the reason they can’t teach ya old ass new tricks All bark no bite, all snark no fight, Dignity, none left, but you’re not all-right Anytime.. that I see an ugly mutt, it’s on sight Turn that fur coat crimson red from off-white Bruh Take ya wack, shitty raps, Put em in a doggy bag Staple it shut, they suck truly Take the bag Roll it in some shattered glass Stick it up ya fuckin ass Anytime you think to step to me Trust me, you gone feel less pain this way And yes I know they say, that every dog has his day But the matter of fact is it just ain’t true …And if it is that doggy just aint you… Fuck all ya’ll from airbud to Lassie Beethovens droopy face is so nasty Clifford that big bitch can die in a fire And I would love to see toto get flattened under a tire Scooby doo can get fucked too, I’m screwin’ the pooch Then putting hands on that dumb douche from turner and hooch When Old yellers on I love to watch that fucker get killed My mission is murderin y’all like I’m cruella De Vil