In which John uses one of those clickbaity titles, but it is also the only accurate description of the video. John Green raced noted author and car enthusiast Maggie Stiefvater on a dirt track in Princeton, Minnesota, which led to these thoughts from that place. Thanks to Rosianna for taking most of the footage: null And also to nerdfighter Severus Johnson: null And to criosamn: null My Eleanor and Park t-shirt from dftba.com: http://store.dftba.com/products/eleanor-and-park-shirt And thanks to Alan and everyone else in Princeton, Minnesota for giving us such an extraordinary evening and not letting me die. ---- Subscribe to our newsletter! http://nerdfighteria.com/newsletter/ And join the community at http://nerdfighteria.com/ http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/ Help transcribe videos - http://nerdfighteria.info/ John's twitter - http://twitter.com/johngreen John's tumblr - http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/ Hank's twitter - http://twitter.com/hankgreen Hank's tumblr - http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com/